v1.0 (It works, mostly)

The Advanced AI Personal Trainer.
(It's just stick figures)

Experience the cutting-edge technology of moving lines. Achieve your fitness goals while laughing at how bad this looks. It's scientifically proven to be at least 1% effective.

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* No credit card required. No dignity required either.

I AM SUFFERING
FOR YOUR GAINS

Why choose StickmanWorkouts?

We stripped away everything necessary, leaving only the bare minimum.

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Hyper-Realistic Graphics

Our 2-line rendering engine ensures you focus on the workout, not the pixels. 4K ready (if you squint).

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AI-Powered Judgment

Our algorithm analyzes your age and weight to roast you personally. Emotional damage included.

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Zero Latency

Since there are no assets to load, the app is faster than your excuses.